LITTLE THINGS THAT PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.

1. "Undesirable"

I absolutely hate it when my aunts or uncles or grams say shit like "Haz you need to maintain your hair. It's so frizzy and unkempt." OR "Take care of your face girl. Don't you know that you are a girl and your face is very important?" Now things like these don't really affect me. It's more of the next line that really pushes my button. 

"It makes you undesirable to guys. How to find husband like that??"

THIS. WTF.

Firstly, lemme get this straighten out. I am not undesirable simply because I have frizzy curly hair and my allergy popping on one tiny side of my face. I am undesirable because I am me. Trust me, without these factors I will still be an awkward turtle who cant flirt or talk to a guy without sounding a teeny bit weird and retarded. So leave my hair and face and my love for seafood & chicken out of this topic right now. Stop. 

Secondly, whoever said I want a husband? Have you met my parents?! No thanks.

2. "Dissing my spazz material"

Ohhhhhh I get super mad when this happens. Firstly you got to understand something. When I spazz, I reaaaaaaaaally spazz. I can't help it. I just act out how I feel at that moment. If my body tells me to screech, I do that. If it tells me to do my weird skeleton dance, I do it. Why? Because my body says so. Duhhhh. So it annoys me the fuck out when people around namely my friends start giving me that judgmental look. It's like whaaaaaat.  I'm happy right now don'tggive me that look and just be happy for me, will you?!?!? 

But that's not as bad as someone totally DISSING my spazz material and let me tell you, I get this A LOT. And usually I let it go and try not to get so affected by it because I know they're joking. But if you catch me on a bad day, be prepared for a bitchslap because how rude can you be? No seriously. I totally would never do that to you. So don't do it to me.

3. "Conversation starters leaving after a line or two"

I hate hate hate it when people start a conversation with me and then leave me hanging to do something else. When I was talking to this one guy, he did to me almost every other week. AND IT PISSED ME OFF SO BAD. Like wtf before you talk to me, I was perfectly fine watchingy tv or reading my book or dancing in my pjs.. basically important things. But then you start a conversation, got me all hooked up in said convo then totally ditch me! What the flying fuck?! If you were busy then do your shit why the fuck would you start a conversation knowing that you would have to leave halfway to do something!??!?! I don't get it.

4. "The phone works both ways dude"
This is one of my favorites. When people go "eh why you never contact me? You forgot about me sia" Now, please let me enlighten you about the concept of a telephone.  See it is invented in a way that I can call you and you can call me. Soooooooo by saying I never contact you, you're basically saying well you never contact me too. Soooooo your argument is really invalid right now. Don't go guilt-tripping me when you're exactly thwarted same. I have so many of such encounters with ex school mates that I can't even begin to.. forget it.

5. "A- Class liars failures"
Okay I don't mind people lying to get out of situations because heck I do it all the time. E.g I made plans to go out on a Saturday.  But got really lazy in the end. So I come up with a white lie so I can stay home and just chill. See I'm totally cool with it. But what I can't stand is when people lie SO MISERABLY especially to me. I mean come on. I am a pathological liar. I can see right through you. Well not really but sometimes. And especially so when you're lying so darn badly. What's worse is when it was absolutely unnecessary to lie. Like if you were to tell the truth, I prolly won't mind. But when you come up with such an elaborate lie and fail at its execution, it just pisses me the fuck off really.

Well I have more to say of course but my fingers are cramping so I ought to stop for now.may this shine a light on you and may you not ever do any of this to me so it saves me the hassle and trouble of internally and secretly cursing you.

xoxox, Haziqah ♥.